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  • Pig:
    A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.
    After the trial he asked the judge, "This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"
    The judge said that was true.
    "Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked.
    The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.
    The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson."
  • Computer Humor:

    "I asked my dad where babies come from. He says you download them from the Internet."
    "Whenever something goes wrong, I just push this little Reset button and restart. I wish my whole life was like that!"


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